27 Bizarre, Wacky Religious Book Titles That Should Have Been Stopped

When it comes to publishing anything, your title (or headline) is everything. Maybe that’s what some of these authors were thinking — “let me grab readers with a really whack title!”. Or maybe they were just clueless. I don’t know.

I’ve not read any of these books. Some of them may be great books, really. But they get on this fabulous list simply because of their very bizarre titles. I didn’t just pick on Christian books, either. I threw in pretty much every crazy religious book title I could find and source. I did find, naturally, that Christians are a tad more creative in their titles.

I’ve sourced all of these to make sure they’re real books — Amazon where I could, and other places if Amazon didn’t have it.


1. Let’s start eating disorders early!

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2. It’s almost like this book is an answer to the one above.

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3. I will never be unable to unsee this book cover. The Amazon reviews are unbelievable.

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4. You MUST read the Amazon reviews on this one! Well, all of them, really.

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5. See, told you I didn’t just pick on Christian spirituality books! And does this work for other body parts? Asking for a friend.

Promising review:

“I used to be a carpenter’s dream: flat as a board and easy to nail. But since I used the other 90% of my brain to embiggen my boobies, every time I fly I’m designated as the flight crew’s honorary flotation device! This book has taught me the power of mind over mammaries! Thanks Natural Bust Enlargement!”

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6. I’ve actually seen most of the inside of this book. It’s even crazier than the cover would lead you to believe.

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7. That devil’s a handy fella to have around. I can pretty much blame him for everything.

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8. Short answer: no. (Read the Amazon reviews, though….)

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9. This book isn’t actually as crazy as the title sounds. It’s about a young woman who was raised by a mentally ill mother.

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10. This is a part of a series…really.

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11. This book is actually supposed to be funny. Unlike some of the others in this list.

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12. This may be a great book. The cover image earns it a dual-credit on this list.

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13. For your reference shelf, you know, just in case.

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14. Bad title. Really bad title.

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15. Do we really need books to teach witches how to hurt people?

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16. I’m a quiet girl. Oops.

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17. Just skipping over this one. The paranoia makes me paranoid.

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18. Put this on the shelf in the kitchen with the other books you use every day.

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19. Yo no comprendo.

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20. You can read this for free on Google Books!

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21. Well, what about it?

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22. I know what you’re all gonna say here.

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23. I can give you 21 reasons why I think these people who do this are fake.

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24. There’s nothing actually wrong with this title. It earned its spot strictly for the cover image.

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25. There’s sex in the afterlife? Yay! Maybe there’s hope for those of us who aren’t getting any here.

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26. This is probably a very good book….very unfortunate title choice.

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27. An alternate title could be “how to probably have an unexpected and unwanted pregnancy.”

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